I would apologize to my bathroom scale for exiling it from my household, but I’m not sorry. I come from a line of tall, leggy women of Czechoslovakian descent with fair skin, freckles and light eyes. We are not willowy by any means, but nor are we Amazonian. In my years on this earth, my [...]
So just now, I was laying in bed at 3pm on a Saturday after brunching and boozing it up with a friend, trying in vain to nap off the copious amount of carbs I just consumed. Did I ever tell y’all that I cannot nap to save my life? I never learned how, which is [...]
Please think of me on Sunday morning, when I’m hauling my sleepy ass from my cozy bed at 4am. Why would I wake up at o-dark-GIVEMECOFFEE-thirty? Oh, just to go run a half marathon. Voluntarily, mind you. Damn, I’ve come a long way in a year. This used to be my attitude towards running: And then, [...]
Has anyone ever fallen so elegantly? EVER? I think not. Stop saying shit about my GirlCrush. Moving on. But I’ve still got my eye on you. A few posts ago I wrote about my fat ass FoodWars and my evolved attitude towards Paleo vs. Clean Eating. Fortunately I can report that clean eating is working [...]
I was thoroughly surprised this week to be awarded not one, but TWO bloggy awards! First, Kathleen at Michigan Left surprised me with a Liebster award, and then Kristin over at Kristin Has Two Eyes has bestowed upon me the One Lovely Blogger honor! I have lovingly placed these badges in my sidebar and send [...]
